Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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