Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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