1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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