sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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