Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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