I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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