Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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