the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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