"it" just moved
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
