No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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