do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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