I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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