love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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