Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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