You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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