I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
