So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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