Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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