It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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