Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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