there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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