come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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