Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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