'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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