I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she looked like the before picture.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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