I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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