You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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