are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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