Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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