yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
her facebook's as public as her vagina
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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