Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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