he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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