dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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