I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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