Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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