just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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