Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish