I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go