it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.