everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
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