are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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