im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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