i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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