i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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