she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I had to cum in my sink.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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