But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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