Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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