Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
you traded sex for a burrito?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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