Christians are straight up FREAKS
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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