Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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