The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Even my vagina gasped.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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