I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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