Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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