I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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