I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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