They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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